Radio Sovok Presents

America, Rejoice! Boris on his Way Back, with Cure for "Pork Flu"!!

Sun, 31 May 2009 16:18:46 -0400

We were able to track down Boris, finally. Not in Minsk, and not even in Pinsk. Tune in to the latest episode of "Radio Sovok" to find out what adventures Boris got himself into. A hint-he is on the verge of saving the world from what he calls "Pork Flu"!!

DJ VadimJ

"Gold Teeth for Cash"

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:13:43 -0500

In the newest podcast from "Sovok of the Week," Boris and DJ VadimJ discuss Boris' newest venture, the "stimulation" package, and the progress on his ground-breaking "Balalaika Hero." Please not to miss this hilarious episode!

You can download the podcast here.

DJ VadimJ

"Sovok of the Week" Christmas Special

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 21:58:52 -0500

Dear reader(s),

As we are about to finish this awful year, we thought a nice surprise would brighten up your otherwise dreary existence.

So, without further ado, please to listen to the newest podcast from "Sovok of the Week"!

You can download the file here.

DJ VadimJ

Becoming a Public Access Star

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:00:09 -0400

Vadim pays a visit to the Public Access office and tries to push "Vadim goes to the Art Fair." Tune in and see what happens next ...

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You can download the podcast here.

Messages from the Land of Umbuke

Sat, 20 Jun 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Vadim is out and about but his answering machine is hard at work. Tune in to find out the latest news from Lagos!!

Please, submit your comments and questions to radiosovok@sovokoftheweek.com

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You can download the podcast here.

Chasing Brangelina

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:53:14 -0400

In this podcast, Boris will reveal his secret plans to improve "Sovok of the Week"'s financial standing and his own dwindling fortune.

Please, submit your comments and questions to radiosovok@sovokoftheweek.com

Also, don't forget our special "Radio Sovok" Support Zone of our T-shirt store found at cafepress.com/sovietposters.

You can download the podcast here.

Baby Blues

Tue, 09 May 2006 00:00:00 -0400

Secrets of Boris' visit to Dr. Freddy are revealed! Will Boris be a happy father? Tune in to hear it all!

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It's a Party!

Tue, 02 May 2006 00:00:00 -0400

Our third anniversary is here and Boris and Vadim are happy to celebrate three prosperous (?) years. Everybody who is anybody is here with us to mark this important milestone. Join in the fun!

Please, submit your comments and questions to radiosovok@sovokoftheweek.com

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You can download the podcast here.

What Aliens Really Want

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:49:48 -0400

In this podcast, Boris and Vadim discuss technology, Boris' encounter with aliens, and plans for the third anniversary party. Don't miss this one of a kind podcast from "Sovok of the Week"!

Please, submit your comments and questions to radiosovok@sovokoftheweek.com

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You can download the podcast here.

Win this computer!

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:06:21 -0500

Boris and Vadim have done it again! Another podcast, another konkurs (contest). This time, Boris is putting his favorite work-horse on the auction block. The lucky winner will receive an irreplaceable and one of a kind piece of SOTW history signed by Boris and Vadim.

Tune in to hear all about it, as well as other juicy tidbits about Boris' colorful childhood and his capitalistic adventures in the land of plenty.

You can place your bids in the comments to this story. The highest price as of May 1st 2006 will win the auction. Remember, there is a $50.00 shipping and HANDLING charge to ship this touching memento to you.

Please, submit your comments and questions to radiosovok@sovokoftheweek.com

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You can donwload the podcast here.

Gray is the new black

Tue, 14 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0500

In this podcast, Boris gives his expert predictions regarding fashion (moda) trends for Summer/Winter seasons. Additionally, Vadim and Boris answer some listeners' questions.

As always, we welcome your comments and questions. They can be sent to radiosovok@sovokoftheweek.com . Also, don't forget our special "Radio Sovok" Support Zone of our T-shirt store found at cafepress.com/sovietposters.

You can download the podcast here. .

Women's Day: Love is in the air

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0500

This special episode from "Radio Sovok" is a touching tribute to all the ladies out there on the eve of the International Women's Day. Apparently, Boris is one of the very few people who still celebrate this holiday. Tune in to find out how he celebrates it.

As always, we welcome your comments and questions. They can be sent to radiosovok@sovokoftheweek.com

You can download the podcast here.

"Brokeback Combine": Oscar Fever at "Sovok of the Week"

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500

It is Oscar fever at "Sovok of the Week" and Boris is making his predictions. His choices are insightful, as usual. Tune in an find out what Boris' predictions are and what he thinks about some of this year's contenders!

As always, we encourage you to send in your comments and questions regarding our podcasts to radiosovok@sovokoftheweek.com.

You can download the podcast here.

I loved you once, I loved you twice ...

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0500

In this week's podcast, Boris explains why he has become such an irregular contributor of written stories on "Sovok of the Week." He also gives his listeners an unexpected surprise by reinterpreting a famous poem. Don't miss this one of a kind podcast.

As always, we encourage you to send in your comments and questions regarding our podcasts to radiosovok@sovokoftheweek.com.

You can download the podcast here.

Boris Answers Listeners' Questions

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0500

Questions poured in from our listeners and Boris decided to take time off from his busy schedule so that he could answer some of them. Tune in to listen to Boris dispensing his age-old wisdom to anyone who will listen. And as usual, don't forget that you can send your questions to radiosovok@sovokoftheweek.com.

You can download the podcast here.

The Year of the Dog

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0500

Boris and Vadim are ushering in the New Year with a brand new podcast, in which they discuss their numerous travails in the land of plenty. Thanks to a small donation and a new sponsor, "Sovkombank", they were able to hastily assemble an episode which is not to be missed. They have also created a designated email address radiosovok@sovokoftheweek.com where you can send in your comments and questions so that they could answer them in their subsequent podcasts.

You can download the podcast here.

Boris' Burgeoning Beanie Baby Business

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0500

In this week's podcast, Boris and Vadim discuss possible ways of getting out of their dire financial straits. As Boris' personal situation gets more challenging, he brainstorms some possible business models. Please, be advised that since our producer Misha is out of town, Vadim could not adjust the levels quite right and the first thirty seconds are a little boomy.

You can download the podcast here.

"Sovok of the Week" Telethon 2005: Sweet Smell of Success

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 00:00:00 -0400

"Sovok of the Week" is holding its first telethon. Tune in to hear the last half hour of this 15 hour marathon of talent shows, generous donations, and good ol' time fun.

You can download the podcast here.

Back from Bulgaria: Of Booze and Brin

Sun, 04 Sep 2005 00:00:00 -0400

Boris and Vadim are back from Bulgaria and do they have stories to tell! Join them as they discuss the delights of the world of Duty Free Shops, bravely denounce a corporate giant, and address Kat(e)rina.

You can download the podcast here.

"Radio Sovok ": Live from sunny Bulgaria!!

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0400

While Boris, Klava, Igor and Vadim were in Bulgaria, they still put the interests of the collective above their own and recorded a fresh program for their handful of dedicated listeners. Join the staff of the "Sovok of the Week" as they talk about their love of sports, birthday freebies, and generous donations.

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"Radio Sovok " Live from the Ann Arbor Art Fair 2005

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0400

Ann Arbor is celebrating summer with its annual Art Fair. "Sovok of the Week" is there, of course. Boris set up his pelmeni booth in a handicapped-parking space and we are catching up with him in this LIVE podcast recorded on the streets of Ann Arbor.

You can download the podcast here.

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"Radio Sovok" Presents: Maya Angelou Visits SOTW and Reads Decadent Poetry

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 18:56:43 -0400

This week's podcast is a surprise. We had an unannounced visit from the distinguished poet Maya Angelou who volunteered to read some poetry for us. We tried hard to convince her to read some poems by Pushkin and Lermontov but to no avail. She was adamant in her desire to read a poem by a group of unknown poets who go by the name the "Thanksgiving 7." Their poem is no «Я Вас любил …» ("I loved you once ...") by Pushkin but what else can you expect from the decadent soulless West?!

Mrs. Angelou said that her visit was a token of appreciation for everything that "Sovok of the Week" has done for the advancement of poetry. She especially noted our series of articles dedicated to Sovok Prozac Poets. As the podcast is playing, you can conveniently follow along by reading the poem below. As you can tell by the file name of the podcast, it's been sitting on the backburner for a little bit as we were trying to come up with some funny introduction for it. And this is the best we could come up with ...

You can download the podcast here.

Feeling Kind of Blue

By the Thanksgiving 7

Performed by Maya Angelou

Feeling kind of blue and those kind of colors

I thought of you but it didn't help.

Leaf-filled gutters, broken branches underfoot,

And the chaff chased around endlessly,

Like fishy pee on my hands.

God, it burns. When will Jesus pour blood on me?

Calamine of Christ, anoint me with

Oil, in unction and the time of peace.

But when I'm not there with him,

I think he goes for long walks with younger women

And short strolls with older boys.

A tepid sea receded on a foam

So hop, clippety clop, hop over the unpainted wagon,

Hoppity, hippity, dippity doo, young fools

Go forth, multiply and smell like poo.

A Tale of 9,000 Lakes and No Roubles

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0400

In this week's podcast, the staff of "Sovok of the Week" informs their listeners of what transpired in the previous week. Vadim tells a story of how he caught up with a former contributor André in Minneapolis. Yes, this is how André chooses to spell his name even though neither his native Ukrainian nor English have the letter é. Next, Boris and Vadim get to the mailbag and read a letter from a fan who seems to think quite highly of us. Finally, the podcast moves toward discussing the financial situation at "Sovok of the Week" and explodes with a hilarious and unexpected outburst. Make sure not to miss this one of a kind program from "Radio Sovok"!

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Caller, you are on the air ...

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0400

While Aunt Klava and Uncle Igor are taking a vacation in Bulgaria, "Radio Sovok" decided to open phone lines and take some phone calls from its faithful listener(s). Tune in and find out what Boris and Vadim have to say about love, money, and prison optometry. The phone lines are open at 1-800-SOVOK!!

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Alla in the wind

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0400

In our third podcast, you will find out the real cause of Princess Diana's death, what Boris would sacrifice to spend some quality time with Alla Borisovna, and who stole Boris' heart. As a special treat, you will also hear a touching tribute to Victor Tsoi. Please not to miss this special program.

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Arrivederci is Italian for Maybe

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0400

In this week's podcast, Boris is talking about his take on the latest album by Morcheeba, gives a short lesson in essential Italian, reviews the burgeoning genre of chase songs, and looks back on the 1980 Olympic Games in Moscow. Do not miss this memorable program from "Radio Sovok."

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Boris Interviewed About His Record Collection

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0400

We would like to present our reader(s) with our first experimental podcast. If we get enough positive feedback, we will make this feature permanent. Time (and finances) permitting, we will attempt to provide podcasts once a week or so.

Without further ado, we present you with our first podcast: Boris Interviewed About His Record Collection

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