Sovok of the Week

While there appears to be no shortage of sovok related cases
of home destruction this story from Moscow has garnished
particular attention in recent weeks. It appears that a sovok of
gargantuan proportions has answered the age-old question of "
what would happen if I put gasoline in my washing machine?" [...]

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It appears that a Croatian sovok has set fire to his own yard and subsequently,
his home, to avoid having sex with his wife, or so he tells authorities. Svetin
Gulisija, from Seget, Croatia, will spend the next two years in jail where
we can only assume he will have to think [...]

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J-Mo here bringing you up to date on the life of sovoks stranded on the west
coast of the United States. What will follow is sure to strike many of you as
a sad tale of elevated hopes, diminishing potential, and the ability of capitalistic
predators to captivate and mislead uninformed sovok. Sovoks who are fortunate
enough to stumble [...]

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So
you have come to terms with your being a sovok. Maybe you planned on being
a
banker or high-powered corporate accountant, only to have your plans thwarted
by
that annoying requirement for degrees, work ethic, and other such worthless
endeavors. Or perhaps you decided to start your first [...]

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Those of you who were unfortunate enough to stumble upon the dribble which I
reported on from San Francisco last week will probably be surprised to know that
not everything in San Francisco is related to gay militants and deviant sexual
behaviors. Those of you that know me will additionally know that I, as a good
sovok, don’t venture [...]

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This is California correspondent J-Mo signing on from sunny San Francisco.

Nowhere else in the world could you find such elaborate and creative thought
dedicated almost exclusively to the craft of bongsmanship. If sovoks were
to dwell somewhere over the rainbow then San Francisco would be [...]

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