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News from the Alaska Oblast

March 17th, 2006 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

Hello, dear readers of “Sovok of the Week”!

Greetings from Alaska! Some of you probably do not remember me since Boris
and Vadim conveniently sent Igor and me away to Alaska to look at properties
in light of the imminent
sale of Alaska to Russia. [...]

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Repost: Monkeys on Country Roads

June 12th, 2005 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

Since our readership wants nothing but to be entertained, we present you with
a rather entertaining video of a toy that was purchased in Russia. It was made,
of course, in China and since we have already nominated the whole Chinese nation
as Sovoks, we will not bother doing it again.
 

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Breaking News: Moscow Believes in Tears!!

February 15th, 2005 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

In the aftermath of Valentine’s Day in America, let me share some of my own thoughts on the state of love in my beloved Russia. RIA Novosti recently published a report with some interesting statistics regarding attitudes of Russians toward love. Here is my analysis of the survey which was conducted by the Public Opinion [...]

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Ten Easy Ways to Keep Her (Your Young Russian Mail Order Bride) Around

February 1st, 2005 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

At last, you have arrived. After graduating with a “B” average from the University
of Phoenix majoring in electrical engineering, you landed a job, through a
friend of a friend, at a small but prosperous company which produces tiny little
switches that every company from the Gap to Lane Bryant can’t live [...]

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A Rejoinder: An Open Letter to My Husband Regarding Bulgarian Cure for Impotence

March 30th, 2004 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

An Open Letter to my Husband
Igor, Igor. You have been at it again. I’ve just read your piece where
you twist and turn the facts like visitors at a weekly disco held at the “Voronezh
Palace of Culture”. If my memory serves me correctly, you deliberately
misled our readers about some of the activities during that [...]

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“If they don’t like it, we will send it to Borya Moiseev”

February 24th, 2004 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

We are continuing our coverage of the Russian pseudo-lesbian group TATU. Since
the topic is rather adolescent, it is sure to attract numerous hits that our
site yearns for so passionately. As some of you may remember, we wrote a
review
of TATU and there are a couple of other gems [...]

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“Sovok of the Week” Endorses TATU as Russian Presidential Candidates

February 17th, 2004 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

We at “Sovok of the Week” have made our choice and there is no way back!
As the presidential elections in Russia are right around the corner, we have
decided to endorse a candidate. Actually, a couple of candidates that represent
best what is happening in our Motherland. By the splashy graphic in the [...]

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Great “Sovok of the Week” Giveaway!!

February 5th, 2004 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

FREE!!

Here is what one of our readers, Robert,
says about the book: "I have been reading Six Months that Shook the
World, and it is a good book. In
it there are articles that I had not read, and now that they are in a book
they seem more important. The [...]

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Breaking News! SOTW Denounces Wesley Clark, Butcher of Sovoks

January 23rd, 2004 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

Election time in Russia and the US is upon us and we at sovokoftheweek.com
intend to throw our voice into the open vast spaces of the Internet so that
we can incite some strife amongst our sleepy readership, lulled by the comforts
of the West. It is not worth arguing here who [...]

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Bulgaria: The Dead Chickens Society

December 23rd, 2003 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

Bulgaria is a prized vacation spot for a Sovok, as everyone who faithfully reads
our site knows. I don’t feel like I have to sing dithyrambs to it here. A Sovok
will find himself at home in this former Socialist republic. One recent report
proves this point very well.
Some Bulgarian Sovok enterpreneur [...]

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Bulgaria: Favorite Christmas Destination

December 16th, 2003 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

“SOTW”’s Vadim and Klava will be absent . We will resume our activities around January 10th.
As you are walking through the streets covered with ice and snow, we will be basking in the rays of warm Sofia sun in Bulgaria.
We are thinking about you daily. We have a feeling that the [...]

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Busty Ballerina Brought Back By Bolshoi (Followup)

December 9th, 2003 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

Many of you have been mesmerized and intrigued by the fate of Anastasia Volochkova,
a Bolshoi ballerina who was fired back in September for her keen interest in
fatty junk
foods. We even nominated her as a "Sovok of the Week" (see our article "Sovok
of the Week Salutes" Bol’shaia Ballerina [...]

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Special Day in “SOTW” History, or “And I am proud to be an American …”

October 8th, 2003 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

Today is a special day in "Sovok of the Week" history. One of the founders, Vadim,
will be taking his Citizenship Exam in order to become a US citizen today in
Detroit.
 
 
 
 

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Are you rrrready to RRRRRRRoomba?!

October 6th, 2003 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

Rarely Igor and I promote anything to our wide readership. We are simple folks
and coming to the US is already the best thing that ever happened to us since
we received "Veteran of Socialist Labor" medals in 1982 (Me, Klava) and 1984
(Igor). I remember it was the last year of [...]

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Breaking News: Our very own “Sovok Personals” Section is now open!!

October 3rd, 2003 · No Comments · Aunt Klava's Nook

"Sovok of the Week" has opened its own Personals section.

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