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Entries from September 2005

SOTW Exclusive!!!! Never-Before-Seen Photos of Britney Spears’s Baby Boy!!

September 30th, 2005 · No Comments · Boris Broadcasts

Unless you’ve been living in a cave (or New Orleans) for the last month, you must surely know that beloved American songstress and trailer-park nymphet Britney Spears recently gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. We at Sovok of the Week have been anxiously awaiting news of Britney’s pregnancy for some time [...]

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What Alla has taught us: advice to Madonna

September 23rd, 2005 · No Comments · Just Sovoks, The Official Sovok of the Week

Things are slow at "Sovok of the Week." We are barely able to post our Friday stories on schedule, and Boris is refusing to record any more podcasts until we see some revenue coming in. As a CFO of this rapidly sinking ship, I am sad to inform you that at this rate of donations [...]

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SOTW Salutes Benevolent Turkmen President!

September 16th, 2005 · No Comments · Boris Broadcasts

Everyone complains about lip-synching in this country but no one does anything about it. When that beak-nosed nymphet, Ashlee Simpson, was caught last year lip-synching on the Saturday Night Live program, it was a big scandal for about a week. All of the gossip sites I frequent on the Internets were all abuzz [...]

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“Sovok of the Week” Salutes Belarus, Home of Revolution of the Color of Potatoes

September 9th, 2005 · No Comments · Just Sovoks, The Official Sovok of the Week

“Sovok of the Week” reporters are not above dabbling into the murky pond of political prognostications. After all, we are very successful at it. Take for the example last year’s presidential elections in the US the results of which we will have to tolerate for another three years. How about Ukraine and its “color” revolution [...]

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Back from Bulgaria: Of Booze and Brin

September 6th, 2005 · No Comments · Sovok Podcast

Boris and Vadim are back from Bulgaria and do they have stories to tell! Join them as they discuss the delights of the world of Duty Free Shops, bravely denounce a corporate giant, and address Kat(e)rina.

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Back From Vacation and into the Mailbags!

September 2nd, 2005 · No Comments · Just Sovoks, The Official Sovok of the Week

Well, the Sovok of the Week staff is officially back from vacation. Bulgaria was wonderful as always, but now we’re back at the office and working almost-close-to-around-the-clock to provide informative and entertaining content to our loyal readers! We’re here for you!
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I’ve been sitting here at my desk for four hours straight and I [...]

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